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Best of the Net Nominations

Lovely CC Readers: Let’s just get right to it, shall we? The cows are feeling antsy to share the news. Here are our nominations for Best of the Net: Flash Fiction The Rascally Rabbit by Kim Magowan Twelve Things Only the Mosquitoes Know by Kathryn McMahon Poetry Father-Daughter Hands by Todd Dillard Cephalofoil by Chloe…

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The Rascally Rabbit by Kim Magowan

My ex-boyfriend owns a pub called The Rascally Rabbit, and every time I go there he tries to convince me to fuck him. I say, “I’m married.” He says, “Me too. And?” I say, “And, your wife’s a bitch.” This is true, though Shannon and I were good friends before she married my ex-boyfriend. Well,…