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CC’s 2015 Best of the Net Nominations

Lovely CC Readers, It’s once again time for us to give a little love to those writers who the cows feel deserve a nomination for the estimable 2015 Best of the Net awards. Without further ado, the cows’ nominations: Fiction: The Contents of Her Stomach by Chelsea Laine Wells An Earthly Guide to Sainthood by Giovanni De Feo…

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Baby, It’s Gonna Get Cold Outside (But CC’s Just Warming Up)

Dearest CC Readers, It’s that time again. Soon, the weather will be colder, stores will annoy us with Christmas tinsel and jingles before we’ve even finished gorging on Halloween Snickers, and we’ll be laughing hysterically at this: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers. We’ve reopened our subs to end the year with a bang (not a whimper). And we’re…