Cease, Cows is promoting our Poetry Editor, Michael Dwayne Smith, to Poetry Editor-in-Beef! MDS has worked so hard to make the poetry half of CC a success, that he fully deserves the promotion. More than fully deserves it! We’d give him the best of the cow’s cream on a golden platter, but the damn cows are withholding.
Anymoo, congrats to you, MDS! We hope we continue to make udderly poetic music together.
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